Howdy! Hola! ! Bon Jour!!!
Je suis Mr. Mojo Risin but most people just call me Mr. Mojo, and I don’t really speak French, I’m a dog yo... I’ll be running this site for Adriaan so that he can devote more of his time to making my life wonderful.
A little bit about Adriaan, his feet usually smell kinda funky but I like it, reminds me of my momma’s bum. He likes juice, and cookies, but he does not like it when I pee on the carpet, chew up his stuff (ever learn to share?), or loudly lick myself down there ( fyi, by down there I mean my bollocks and lipstick). He is also taller than me, eats tasty things that he does not always share, and I am pretty sure that he kidnapped me as I have not seen my family in a long time. It’s ok though; life here is pretty good, although we could ramp up the treat giving and ear scratching.
Anyway, we hope you enjoy the site.
Oh, and remember to smile each day or I will tear your ass apart!! I mean that literally by the way, my teeth are very sharp!
Sincerely, Mr. Mojo Risin
Je suis Mr. Mojo Risin but most people just call me Mr. Mojo, and I don’t really speak French, I’m a dog yo... I’ll be running this site for Adriaan so that he can devote more of his time to making my life wonderful.
A little bit about Adriaan, his feet usually smell kinda funky but I like it, reminds me of my momma’s bum. He likes juice, and cookies, but he does not like it when I pee on the carpet, chew up his stuff (ever learn to share?), or loudly lick myself down there ( fyi, by down there I mean my bollocks and lipstick). He is also taller than me, eats tasty things that he does not always share, and I am pretty sure that he kidnapped me as I have not seen my family in a long time. It’s ok though; life here is pretty good, although we could ramp up the treat giving and ear scratching.
Anyway, we hope you enjoy the site.
Oh, and remember to smile each day or I will tear your ass apart!! I mean that literally by the way, my teeth are very sharp!
Sincerely, Mr. Mojo Risin